random human: why do you have a mask?
PMK: because i need it for the missions i go on, incognito and shiz
Random monster: why are you a cat?
PMK:.....that is a question i have been asked so many time and i keep saying it's genetics!
A vampire: so...you eat humans
PMK: *chokes on water* excuse me, heck no...
A vampire: well on the interview you did say that you liked the creatures cookbook and your like a demon thing (i think)
elf: what does the PMK stand for?
PMK: it stands for my first name
those are questions i have been asked many times by people XD, so since i was bored i just made them into something that random characters would ask pmk